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Welcome to the exciting world of Sweetie Belle Daily, the better, sexier, and more clinically safe alternative to Equestria Daily, guaranteed by Doctor Percival Cox M.D.

 

Really?

Now, you may be thinking, "But why Sweetie Belle? Surely there's a better pony, like Fluttershy?" Well, in this case, you're wrong. Extremely wrong. You'd have to be certifiably stupid to be that wrong.

 

See? Your stupidity hurts.

Here at SBD, we gather to celebrate the good things in life. Specifically, Sweetie Belle, the best thing that has ever happened to this world.

 

You can't deny it!

 

Now come on in, enjoy yourselfs.